This box includes: 
 
Bowling Pushpins: An avid bowler himself, Ernie at Reception loves this set of pushpins. 10 pins – a double entendre in themselves – and a bright red bowling ball pin comprise this tiny little piece of retro pop culture, encased in a spotless plastic box. Ernie may not ever open his. “It’s just so cool to look at!” he said.
 
Mini Office To Go: Here’s a collection of tiny blue must-haves for rising executives. In it, you’ll find a tiny Scotch Tape, a tiny stapler, tiny scissors. Put your glasses on to discover the other tiny items. Joyce from Billing is partial to the tiny blue paper clips because they match her Walgreens eyeshadow.
 
Miquelrius Stapler: We’re including a nicely crafted stapler for the first time. Note its workhorse construction and clean geometric design. This high-utility item comes to you from a manufacturer founded in 1839 in Barcelona, where it’s called an engrapadora. All employees there get a new engrapadora for Christmas. Every single year.
 
Vintage Office Journal: This journal features vintage office supply ephemera on the cover and inside, a wild assortment of paper styles. Ernie at Reception says that the pockets and manila envelopes are perfect for collecting notes and the phone numbers of women with questionable morals he’s met at his favorite dive bars.
 
Forget-Me-Not Door Organizer: This faux leather door organizer hangs on the doorknob at Ernie at Reception’s apartment, so he remembers to bring coffee to our Morning Focus Group! He keeps his bicycle keys on its lobster clasp and his $5 sunglasses in one of the pockets, so he’s never caught without them.
 
Galaxy Password Keeper: Joyce from Billing keeps her passwords on sticky notes all over her office. Unacceptable, Joyce! Don’t be like Joyce. Organize passwords and cryptic passcodes in one place - this Password Keeper. No more wasted time trying to recall the hundreds of mnemonic devices you’ve ever created.
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