This box includes:
Perfect Phone Stand: Direct from the MoMA Design Store in NYC comes this simple yet functional Perfect Phone Stand. It safely holds Ernie at Reception’s smartphone or tablet so he can play Candy Crush while waiting for his lunch to arrive. The sturdy base is also a tray for holding mints and change for the parking meter.
Hinged Lighted Magnifier: With its optical-grade acrylic lens, LED light, magnification bubble and ergonomic folding handle, Joyce from Billing will have no more excuses when it comes to reading your tiny handwriting on those terse write-ups she receives every week.
Optical Illusion Microfiber Cloth: From those brilliant Brits. This optical illusion microfiber cloth keeps Ernie at Reception’s readers and monitor screen fog & fingerprint free. Ernie’s fingers are usually laden with toner and doughnut crumbs, so that’s saying a lot.
Bazic Color Staples: Add spark to your otherwise dull-as-dishwater stapling tasks with these metallic-coloured staples. Joyce from Billing is quite taken with them and cannot put them down. Last Monday, she bedazzled her bell bottoms with these staples and wore them to work. Not appropriate office attire, Joyce!
Magnetic Page Flags: The pointy page flags can be used to highlight specific lines in a document. Re-use them forever, as there's no adhesive to fail you. Indicate signature requried lines and whatnot. Just don't poke your eye out.
Little Black Address Book: A nice, retro-style little black book which opens flat and has a pocket in the back for business cards. Dean Martin used to record his dalliances in one of these, in every picture he ever made. Of course, you’re free to use it for whatever non-prurient purpose you can come up with.