This box includes:
Mega Paper Clip: This GIANT paper clip looks like a 1950s movie prop, yet it can actually be used to secure a stack of paper! When Joyce from Billing takes a 'smoke break,' she must request "the big clip" with a key attached. Only then can she go and light up in the boiler room. Lock up when you’re finished, Joyce.
Classic Grid Notepad: Grids! Grids are the future. Plot your algebraic sine waves on them, or build a crossword! This pad features 80g of exceptionally smooth, French-milled paper. Ernie at Reception uses them to track his daily Crypto losses.
Monograph Note Cards: Surprise someone you care about with a personal, handwritten card. Use the cards when giving a present, or hang them up as stylish, graphic elements in your home!
On Board Compact Kit for Business Travel: Commercial flights. Mmm… Screaming toddlers, travel sickness, too much light in the cabin. If you’re ever again denied the use of the company jet, take this kit along with you. It contains items which will help you endure your next business trip, including a classy face towel to remove the travel grime.
Finger/Question Mark Page Flags: Half the time, Joyce from Billing cannot figure out where to sign those invoices! She probably just wants attention. In future, just indicate every signature line with these reusable finger/question mark page flags. You’ll see a lot less of Joyce.
Genius Paper Clip Holder: On his 72ND birthday, someone took a flash photo of Albert Einstein with his tongue out. That was the most famous image of him, and this is a magnetic 3D rendering of that moment! When we educated Joyce from Billing about Einstein, she thought we meant the place where she gets our bagels.