This box includes: 
 
B-Indie Rocker Clips: Unleash your inner metalhead with these binder clips. Our friends in Judas Priest swear by them. In his West Midlands accent, Rob Halford has often said, "These colourful clips are stronger than BRITISH STEEL. If you don't use these, you'll be BREAKIN' THE LAW!"
 
Sardine Fish Tails Memo Tabs: These fishy-shaped memo tabs help Ernie at Reception stay abreast of his many responsibilities. They can be used to provide subtle demands, but in a friendly manner. “Please remember to make the bank deposit – our livelihoods depend on it,” for example.
 
Monograph Report Covers: Hand over your quarterly data like a boss in one of these and watch your performance reviews sparkle! This folder boasts some serious Danish design. It will take the place of some bland bit of Manilla folder-type thing you’ve used in the past, which has never impressed anyone. Empower yourself! Think like a Great Dane.
 
Greek Coffee Thank You Cards: Say thanks with this card that pays homage to the iconic NYC Greek coffee cup.
 
Space BiodegradablePoly Mailers: Shrink your carbon footprint with this set of FIVE sturdy biodegradable mailers! Imprinted with a cosmic design, these are perfect for sending a B-52s CD to your Navy buddy, stationed way the hell up in Adak, AK this winter. Suitable for anything mailable, and Tyvek strong too.
Guard Your ID Roller: Did your shredder destroy itself again? Yeah, ours did too. THANKS, Office Depot. Now you can reach for this ID Roller to completely obfuscate (look it up) your personal information on cancelled checks, credit card offers and your latest TRW report.