Merry Christmas, Darling! Box
This box includes:
8 RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER pencils depicting all 8 characters! (Even the misfit ones.)
A tin of 8 STEEL STAGS PAPERCLIPS! TWO-DIMENSIONAL RUMINENT MAMMALS, yet DETAILED ENOUGH to hang among your taxidermy collection!
A tasteful NOTEPAD with an illustration of a quaint, turn-of-the century ROSEBUD SLED atop of each lovely Christmas note you write!
A special GREETING CARD containing a fistful of actual SNOW! This snow can be shaped and then hurled at other family members!
TWO WHIMSICAL TWO-COLOR INK pens! The lucky recipient will unbox a happy snowman, a mischievous elf, a jolly Santa, a playful reindeer, a chilly Polar Bear or a smiling Gingerbread Man!
A grand Christmas Mug with a VERY DRY CHRISTMAS GREETING on both sides! No punctuation either, so intuit your own hidden meaning.
FANCY CHOCO-LEETS! Created by two zaftig chocolatier ladies from Indiana! Lucky you if you get the orange peel ones. Liam may have eaten them all.
A tiny little MUSIC BOX in a MATCHBOOK! Take out the brass key, enclose music box in matchbook, then wind it from outside the box with the key.
Return and Refund Policy
Sorry, but we do not offer refunds on boxes that have already shipped. Desk Stash is a box of curated items, so if you don’t like the box contents, then that is the perfect opportunity to gift some of the items to your friends and colleagues.
If an item arrives damaged, you may return it and we will send you a replacement of the damaged item. To request a replacement item, please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Shipping to U.S. only. Shipping/handling costs are $10.50 per box.