This box includes:

 

• Astronaut Bookmark: For those who still appreciate actual books. This nifty 3D chrome device is designed to hold one’s place and it looks just like Gus Grissom.
   

• Ceramic Blade Box Cutter: Our founder is REALLY clumsy. Seriously. He’s covered with cuts. Peppered with punctures. So, when he needs to open master cartons, there will be no more scissors for him. This safety-green box cutter has a retractable ceramic blade. It cannot slice human skin, nor poke out an eye. Not to be used for surgery.

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• Frixion Pen Set: Have you ever signed a questionable contract before reading the sinister fine print? Next time, sign with one of these pens. Erase your signature and wriggle out of your obligations anytime!
   

• Bird on a Wire Mug: 18 ominous grackles, crows and blackbirds will hover during the wait for your first morning coffee. But pour it (or any other piping-hot liquid) into this amazing mug and turn them all into a chorus of colorful, non-threatening summer birds. Hand wash, please.

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• Atomic Energy Mighty Magnets: Anybody recall “duck and cover”? Tack your lists, memos and maps of the nearest Civil Defense Shelter onto a metallic surface with this series of Atomic magnets. The wild photo of the atomic bomb cake is our favorite. That wedding party must have been a blast.
   

• Double-Sided Adhesive Tape Roller: This double-sided tape roller is precise and chock-full of utility. Use it to post temporary DO NOT DISTURB signs and to do paste-up on that fanzine you’ve secretly been producing on the company Xerox machine. It’s ever-so-precise and there’s no need to tidy up after using it.​